I Eat Cereals for Lunch.

I really do. I simply don't do breakfast.

Missing breakfast, for me, is totally like having breakfast for other normal people.

No, I'm not saying I'm not normal (Well this can be questionable at times..) and yes, other people might find it weird. Though I surely don't.

You clearly don't have a choice when you have to be ready for school when the bus picks you up at an ungodly hour. We are talking as early as 6 a.m. here buddy. Top that.

Summers? hmmmm..

You know it. I even miss lunch sometimes.

With that said, it is safe to say..

I'm a twink.

Scrawnier than a pre-pubescent 12 year old. (Ha! You should have seen me when I was 12. It looked like I was born yesterday)

That's not the only consequence that comes with my adapted habit though.

I feel dumber.

Yes, i feel stupid. Not able to reach my full intellectual capacity.

Thank God I do though because this one actually helps!

You see not all consequences are bad. Right?

Look, it is a fact(ha!) people who chow down on their morning meals act smarter and say more factual things. (Most of the time okay.. excluding inbreds and lunes ofcourse)

At the same time, they are more disagreeable.

Why you ask? Simple!

They have more energy to disagree with you and correct your every mistake. Ergo, these people are more aware of themselves and the situations that are happening that they tend to be more uptight and prim. Complete tragic a-holes, those early munchers are. (Yes, teachers always have heavy breakfasts)

We, on the other hand, are so f-ing out of it and emaciated, we shit talk through out the day. Random vapid conversation is our specialty and apparently that is attractive. Well at least, at the area I'm living at right now. People dig you for chanting non-sense! Heck yeah!

I can go like .."Can I touch your hair? I'll give you a coookkiiiiee!.. WHORE!" and I'll get a reply going.. "OMG! You are so cute! Go on, touch it!"

uhmm.. Okay so it's not really that scary crazy but we do something close to that here. Yes, word!

So I say, drop that spoon next time. If you are ready to please or decided to finally gain some friends.

A-holes and nerds keep eating.

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DAMN! Where are my manners?! This is my first post. I didn't mean to blab that long without an introduction.

Well, atleast now you know what to expect from future posts at this blog.

Class subjects to stimulate your brain. (HA! right!)

But I didn't eat breakfast, so don't take my words for it.

Till then.