There's a Difference.

An Arab friend of mine asked me the other day.

"Soggy, why are you so cheap? I mean look at that."

By "look at that," he meant my glasses.

Its frame has been broken for weeks now and I tried gluing and re-gluing it numerous times. Failed loads of times.

Tape was the answer and it's still holding up till this moment. Though it makes me look more like a tramp than I already was beforehand.

Anyways, I told him. "See there's a difference."

"When you are cheap you can afford but you don't want to afford. While when you are poor you want to afford everything but you can't afford."

He LOL'd at my face. Maybe because of the whole lot of affording.

So yes, just to get it out there. Soggy is poor (again not cheap) at the moment. And I am starting a charity to keep myse.. err him, well fed.

If you are interested in donating just leave your bank account numbers and shizz like that in the comment box. hmm wait I think mailing me cheques would be cool too.

Can't wait generous good-hearted readers.

Till then. I need famished-looking me on flyers for added effect.

Dancing to My Own Kind of Music

I am thinking about how much certain people have been calling me weird and insane lately.

I say am not.

I think most teenagers (esp boys) just can't stand individuality and crave to belong to groups, to feel less lonely.

And by groups I mean, annoying all-black-claded emo packs who think they invented being bad and are too serious for "Why did the chicken cross the road jokes."

Yes, I like guffawing mouth-wide open in my coloured preppy shirts while listening to happy jumpy songs.

They can go scowl and break their eardrums listening to their trash metal tunes.

I hear hearing-aids are the DEFINITION of bad ass.

Till then. Weirdo signing off!

Thoughts on my thoughts?

Today I failed and not in that IT exam I told you I was revising for last time.

With all the days to attend, I went on a day when I wasn't suppose to be at school. My mock exam schedule is tomorrow and nobody bloody informed me!

So basically this translate to

5-6 hours of precious sleep time wasted on waking up early, preparing for school and bumming around that hell hole of cranky teachers, for nothing. Sad.

So to satiate myself from boredom while I was waiting for the 12 o'clock bus to take me home, I looked into my bag or rather my man purse as how my friends would teasingly call it.

Inside were:

a bottle of water. Yes for hydration.

pens,

battery-dead mp3 (Batteries hate me. They always die when I need to use things the most.)

& then my notebook that I scribble on when I am insanely bored, sometimes and somewhere without net connection. (Because if there was any, you know you'll end up in facebook. OR porn sites.... Do I hear denial?)

Well anyhow, I saw interesting phrases written in it. I vaguely remember writing them so I was amuse. It's like reading someone else's writing for the first time.

They are very UN-SoggyCereals though.

So nuff' dilly-dallying. Here they are.

"I want to say that you are extraordinary but I can't or I won't. But it doesn't mean I don't think, every single day that you are BEST for me."

"She gasped and slowly turned around. That's when her story ended."

"I refuse to bow down to the future they anticipated for me. I'm in love with my present endeavours."

"Don't you think it's strange when... Yes." (I went "wtf" on this one myself")

Deep stuff. They scare me.

The subconscious part of my brain probably is a dark place without cornflakes and eggs. Tragic.

Till then. *scribble scribble* Bye

un-Eventful School Days and Me Skipping Joyfully

I got my report card a few weeks back. It basically contains all the great things, or mostly, you can say short comings that I made for the previous school year.

Apparently I was absent, give or take, around 5 weeks all in all. Now that, in my book is definitely not a short coming. Not at all! OH, and I was 9th in class? Not that it matters much.. Ha! 5 Weeeeeeks!

Anyways, today was officially the 3rd day of operation in our school. I am so sad right now as I 'missed' school today. It kills me.

Instead, I was at home, relaxing and watching films while enjoying a plate of meaty bolognaise. So dreadful...

Anyways I hope I dont miss classes tomorrow again. That would just do me such an enormous pain. As..

I just love my school so much.

So as a tribute here are some pichas for you, my friend. Gaze in amazement!



"We keep things pretty organize in our room- We are all about being 'High Class' "

"Talk about a pretty view :)"

"Time Table of Hell : When Do Trannies Get Their Break?" (Look closely)

"We keep each other sane. If they have a chance to talk right now the other one will say "25 dirhams an hour" (You know, RUSSIANS are..) and the other will say "No, I am not Indian!"

And lastly, this is how all the bus rides home look like. Annoying kids (left photo) and my friend and neighbour with the bat-shit crazy face (right).

Till then! It's effing harder than it looks to do photo posts! (Or is it just me?)

P.S. - Header shot is me looking "very sad" missing school today. With some facial mud mask on. LOL (So much for first impressions ei?) ;)

No Regrets

I haven't been honest with you guys for the past few weeks.. well just partially you can say.

Today I had let something go. I really enjoyed it. But life being life, it's always enjoyable stuff that usually becomes unhealthy for us.

The thought of summer ending is not the only thing that was dragging me down. It was mostly because of "that". To be honest, I am still hooked up to now but I have to stop before I will be no longer capable of doing so.

After days of pondering, I finally had the will to turn my back and it feels AMAZING! So yeah, NO more looking back!

So I guess, I'm actally looking forward to our school's reopening! I miss waking up early!

Ha! How fast the winds change. See! I am really mental!

Till then! All smiles here!

Time Doesn't Pass by in Hell, Right?

I am ashamed. Yes.

Again, I have been hididng in a hole for the past few days. No, make that alot of days.

You see, lately I have been extra desperate because I hear school bells ringing.

Ugh, indeed school is almost upon me again. So like a coward I hid from the things I don't want to face. For Goodness sake! I haven't even enrolled for the upcoming year... (should I?)

But you might be wondering, "why hide?"

Well you see I have a theory that, if you don't do anything and just be there, stuck, time wont pass you by so quickly.

And now I know how stupid I really am. So yeah, back to my daily routine, I guess.

Finally! I can shower! I hate greasy hair. ;P

Till then.

And Today's Specialty is..... Nothing!

I was showering this morning. A rare feat nowadays as I am just too lazy to do anything. With that, I am partially kidding.

Anyways, as I was scrubing my bulging pecs (right..), something hit me and I realised... Damn! I'm bleediiing sexy. hawt!

Ha! Okay, so I wasn't serious again. And for the record my body is like hay. What hit me was probably an inevitable question that all of us ask ourselves in some point of time - "Is there anything special about me?" or the more direct "Am I really anything special?"

I know , I know. You can tease me and call me an emo boy right about now but when I asked myself that I didn't have an answer.

Which gave me the answer that I am just mediocre or worse.. common.

I think it is every young person's dream to stand out, be something and all that pooop and sadly, I am one of them. Adults will just tell me that there is nothing wrong with blending in with the rest and being "common" and that everyone is special in their own ways but as of now I can't wrap my head fully around those sayings.

So yeah. Now I'm disappointed as I am but just a plain g33k who blogs, youtubes, plays games and occasionally goes out of his protective shelter. *sigh* awesome! Oh yeah, I'm a cool kid! .......

*sob*

So I guess theres only one solution for this dilemma. I'll probably.. hmm Juggle soap bars with my mouth later? With that I will be trully special! Ha! Or better yet, should I say a "weirdo?" You choose again.

Till then. Guinness Book of Records here I come!!

P.S.- Here are some questions. Have you ever asked yourself those questions? Or are You comfortable with who you are and blah blah? ahhh Please explain! would be nice :D

We are FAMILY!

Whilst I was sick, stuck in my house and ultimately bored. I learnt about something. At the last post, I mentioned how grateful I am to have 16 subscribers (well, i still am thankful) and that made me assume I am that POPULAR already! (sarcasm, yeah? lol)

Well, yesterday matters proved how delusional I am. Sad, as I was already practicing my beauty pageant hand wave. DAMN YOU LIFE, why must you always crush my childish petty dreams!

As I was bored and wasn't really able to blog BLOG, I kind of messed around with the little stuffs that could improve my blog and I happen to stuble upon a feature called "manage your E-mail subscription." Basically, it show all the e-mail address of the lovely people that subscribed to me via mail. The big issue was, somehow, these addresses were familiar. Then it dawned on me. I LOLed hard and that triggered a bout of coughing. haha Good times..... *cough*

MY AUNTS!!!! O M G! MY AUNTS ARE READING MY BLOG! 3 of them! DAMN! SUPPORTIVE! And if it wasn't enough, two of them decided to put two of their e-mails. You know, just in case of malfunctons, yeah?

Okay, so whatever. Subscribers are subscribers, right? Whether it be family or not. That doesn't change the fact that, once I get the chance to strangle my lovely cousin Rae, (Yep, you know it's your fault! lol) I will NOT show mercy. This is my only place where I could curse and biitch about things and you decided to take that away from me! Now, because of you, it's only a matter of time before my mum finds about this "worldly blog." (That's what I assume she will call it) I just shivered.

MUM, if you are reading this. I want to clarify things, I DO eat breakfast and never ever had another girl in my life okay! yeah, like totally! I would never lie to you.... I was just fabricating for entertainment, yeah?

Please don't spank me......

Till then, I have to change my blog url now.

P.S.- Other bloggers out there. Do any of your family members know about your blog? Do you appreciate it? Are they Subscribed to you perhaps? Let me know! Because I seriously feel that I have the most "supportive" family right now. LOL

Siiick but Grateful

Today is a good and at the same time a bad day. It's good because i hit 16 subscribers and 12 followers. Thank you all! (Yes, Im easy to please :) ) I love even numbers you see. This day is also bad because i feel like shiiiiit. Can someone hand me a box of tissue please?

I've got alot to tell you guys as I had a great weekend. But I'm not capable to blog about it as I am very siiiiiick. Gots the bad case of flu, not the swine type though. whew.

Well i knew it was coming anyways. That's what happens when i exert myself too much and do my hysterical retard dance all night!

Anywhooos, How about you guys? How was the weekends for you? It would cheer me up to hear from you about it.

I'm using all my brain power just to make this post. Hope I can share all the recent happenings, as soon as possible. At the mean time, i better go.

Till then, I got an appointment with MR. cough syrup. (blegh)