Crime on the Last Day of Teenage Freedom

Yesterday was a pretty cool day. It went just little too fast for my liking actually.

Guess where we dined at. (We pretended to own the place for the night aswell)

Well it's no other place than *da da da da* TACO BELL! The fanciest chain in the whole latin world! Woooh!.

Er, Latin World?! Nevermind me.

So me and my good chums dove our faces on burritos and preteded we were going down on.... yeah. People were staring. We didn't mind as we were too busy sharing our grip techniques. *wink*

So all was well and good. But the show stealer of the night was a random dude.

I didnt know this guy but boy is he a saint in my book now. And to think he just passed by our table and did nothing else.

I'll explain.

As I think most of you now know, I live in Dubai, UAE which is in the lovely, middle east! Naturally, it is a muslim country.

That guy was wearing a shirt.

Sounds pretty innocent, ye? But what's ON his shirt would not gather smiles from A LOT of people here. I assure you.

It read -

"Gay Pride" in rainbow colors. Keyword, RAINBOW.

My mouth went slighlty ajar. No I'm lying! It was wide fucken open in astonishment and disbelief.

Boy was he asking for IT. Brave man! Brave man indeed!

He probably got sent to the slammers before the night ended though. Sad face.
(Consider this story if you think I'm exaggerating on getting jailed here for a shirt.)

Whatever. Salute to the random dude! Wherever he maybe now. Convicted or not convicted, it shall remain a mystery.

Unless he gets into the papers! Wooot! GLAM-O-ROUS!

So that's what little fun I had before I go back to the centre for the obnoxious and slighlty incapacitated in the head youths that is, my school. Let's say this together! YEY for Nahlej!

Till then! I'm ironing my white shirt for tomorrow! *school girl giggles*

Update - Proves I need to go back to school.. It was actually suppose to be spelt as knowledge, not nahlej. Sealy me! ha! I learn something new Evridei.

Tripped Out of the Closet.

Let me start off by saying, I'm am NOW OFFICIALLY & REGRETTABLY gay!

I say this BECAUSE, after what happened last night, there are no more questions, surely! I just have to be one! ... AHHH!!.. I'm going spastic! OMFG!

Oh dear, merciful God, help me! I am baffled! I didn't mean to do such a thing! It was out of my hands, damn it! I....

I..

I dreamt of FUCKING Robert Pattinson! OMFG. THERE I said it! You can tease and laugh at me now!

What's worse is my days of being straight are ultimately over!! I swear I didn't want it to happen! *sob*

To make it clear, I hate Twilight! I hate blonde vampires and especially I hate, HIM! Oh god... Why couldn't it be just the quirky gal vampire?? FMyLife!

But what does this all really mean?! Is it just my flu? Am I Possessed or hormonal perhaps?? WHAT?! I need freaking answers!

And for the effin record, it wasn't in any way sexual, okay? He just gave me a harmless kiss on the hand. swooooooon! DAMN!

Edward, if you hear me! I CURSE YOU! I hope your fangs rot and your glittery skin itches! You son of a rabis-infected vampire bitch!

.... sigh ....

Till then. I need to find a purple tutu for my new found sexuality. FFS.

P.S. - Twihard fans.. don't start a manhunt for me. I didn't "touch" your R-pats. He touched me! LOL!