Confucius' Long Lost Philosopy #2

Master said "Add yellow to white and you get opulent result"

Translation: Rich asians = White people's partners

"Yoko Ono."

*That's it, this old racist chink lunatic is going to get it!*

Confucius' Long Lost Philosopy

The Master said: " Ones with punier eyes are the ones who wield shorter sword."

Translation: chinkier eyes = smaller weener

I just shot my self on the foot. Genius..