Let me start off by saying, I'm am NOW OFFICIALLY & REGRETTABLY gay!
I say this BECAUSE, after what happened last night, there are no more questions, surely! I just have to be one! ... AHHH!!.. I'm going spastic! OMFG!
Oh dear, merciful God, help me! I am baffled! I didn't mean to do such a thing! It was out of my hands, damn it! I....
I..
I dreamt of FUCKING Robert Pattinson! OMFG. THERE I said it! You can tease and laugh at me now!
What's worse is my days of being straight are ultimately over!! I swear I didn't want it to happen! *sob*
To make it clear, I hate Twilight! I hate blonde vampires and especially I hate, HIM! Oh god... Why couldn't it be just the quirky gal vampire?? FMyLife!
But what does this all really mean?! Is it just my flu? Am I Possessed or hormonal perhaps?? WHAT?! I need freaking answers!
And for the effin record, it wasn't in any way sexual, okay? He just gave me a harmless kiss on the hand. swooooooon! DAMN!
Edward, if you hear me! I CURSE YOU! I hope your fangs rot and your glittery skin itches! You son of a rabis-infected vampire bitch!
Edward, if you hear me! I CURSE YOU! I hope your fangs rot and your glittery skin itches! You son of a rabis-infected vampire bitch!
.... sigh ....
Till then. I need to find a purple tutu for my new found sexuality. FFS.
P.S. - Twihard fans.. don't start a manhunt for me. I didn't "touch" your R-pats. He touched me! LOL!
19 comments:
hahaha, FyourLife. he is ewwww. At least you dreamt of a nicer guy...
funny post
Bwahahahahahahahaha,,
XD this is epic!! Are you serious ?! He kissed you on the hand ?! Lmfao !
DAMN!
shower anyone?
btw, i feel some details are missing ;D at least the morning boner BWAHAHA
LMFAO! I soooooooooooooo knew this was coming to you! xD
I've always known you were a gay.
The other meaning. XD
And futher more, MEGA LMFAWHAO @ dr dr.
More details! xD
wahahahhahahhahahaahahah he kissed ur hand wahahahhaa
did he asked ur to mary him :P:P
You're not gay ffs. I fucking didn't meant to anal you! You don't know shit about subconscious! You see, your logical center located in your brain is off when we sleep and dream therefore your gay vampy dream with me in it deoesn't indicate that you're a fucking homosexual(although, I enjoyed every bit of it) with blood sauce.
Peace out.
See you tonight with Jacob!
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You disappoint me, boy. You didn't include the better parts!
xx
haha funny dream. I love dreams, they never make any sense when u wake up, but when you're in them they seem so unquestionable. I have had the most weird dreams ever and I always recall them to my housemates, and for them it just confirms what they have always been thinking anyway: *damn we're living with a psycho*. I keep saying I will start to write down my dreams one day, but so far i've been too lazy.
P.S Pattinson is HOT. I dunno why dudes don't admit it :S
LMAO!!!!!!!! :)) u promised me that ill be the first one to know!!! you suck! hahaha XD
oh wow. i've never read anything like this! XD it's awesome and different.
anyway, im not much of an edward fan so i don't mind if he kissed your hand. i mean who hasn't he done that to anyway?! LOL.
OMG....He kissed you on your hand!!! Whew...You're the only "conservative" gay I have come across...but I could say you're romantic... Well, a guy having dreamt of a guy does not mean he's gay.....but anyone, yes...anyone/everyone dreamin of Pattinson......is absolutely gay...LOL;p Luvyeah "Romantic gay"
Hahahaha! OMG! my edward kissed you?! hmp!
LAzyKing: I rather be dreaming about you.. LMFAO ;)
Anonymous: yep, he did... sadly.
Dr. Dr: LOL Shut up! Atleast I dream, you fantasize. really diff. as the other one is intentional *wink*
Aboobs: Yep, I;m Gay (lame).
Frank: unfortunately, he was about to pop the question but, the dream ended *sob*
Edward: OMFG! I LOLed HARD! Haha If you are not a blogger in disguise I suggest you make your own one! You are genius! LOOL oh god.. let me recollect myself. haha whew okay there. I didnt include the juicy NASTY parts (If there are any)because they would be so R-rated! My blog is PG man! LOL
P.s.-Yeah next time you visit, please do bring jacob and his native american arse.
Raz:OH god! High Five!(haha so lame) Yep, I get weird dreams all the time. weirdly enough, I mostly remember them all. Looking forward to you blogging about urs,CRazy! ;)
P.S.- You are a woman. You see things differently. My eyes and my ego says he is really not appealing LMFAO
Rae: No, no. This is not my official coming out! i just stumbled out and hurriedly went back in the closet.
Abby: I'll take that as a good thing, yeah? and i don't know who he has done that to but waht i know is, i wouldnt want to know lol cheers for being non twilighters!
2020 vision: Hilarious comment right there! xD yes yes, i am conservative.. in dreams! Lol & yes that is the point. im "gay" because of the fact i dreamt of him! Thanks for taking the time to comment btw! cheerios! -"Romantic" Gay (Love loove the name!)
Dars: dont tell other obssessed girls. they are going to kill me
hahaha! I guess its because of the flu. so dont panic. hahahaha! wish it were Harry potter, eh?
thanks for the reassurance snook!
hey i knew it!! u were always pretending to be gay (or so u sed) but its was nvr a lie U R GAY!!! robert pattinson WAS IN TWILLZIGHT!!! ;P
LOOOOOL XDD
I totally understand how you feel.
Well.. Kinda. xD
I dreamt I was a guy.. & um.. NVM XD
You cheer me up.
Edward Cullen is really ugly though.
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