Friday, July 24, 2009

They Come, They Go But They Stay.


Today was a bittersweet day.

It was totally fun to finally be out there and have fun with friends after being stuck in a rut for the past few days. Yes, I hibernated.

I do it sometimes. And I pray to God that such a thing is normal for adolescence. Though, I do doubt it , as even I find myself abnormal.

Anywho, I had mixed emotions about today just because it is my last hang out with a couple of my friends for god knows how long. They are leaving this place (I don't blame them) for a place known for black bears, maple syrup and retired old people. Canada.

It's all good and all as I am genuinely happy for them. Starting a "new life" is a pretty exciting idea. Being left behind, on the other hand, is not.

So to commemorate the departure of my lovely friends. We did what should be done.

Grab some yummy, JUICY hotdogs! Throw in a lot of laughs and you get an epic moment that will last for a lifetime.

Afterwards, we did the obligatory walking around in circles, hands on shoulders. It suited the occasion reather well, I must say.

Because you see, friction makes people closer.

I always thought and still do think that leaving people is easier than being left behind. The latter sucks a greater deal. I should know. I left so many people behind in the past. It's easier, really.

I admit, I am bad at keeping in touch. I hate that about me.

One thing is for sure. Even if we grow apart, nothing can take away the times we spent together. Even if I get to lazy to E-mail in the future, I know it and they know it. We will still have each other, in one way or another.

And that idea is JUST Effing AWESOME!

Till then. I am going to tuck in.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Typing in the Dark II

Lately I have been mashing too many buttons.

My fingers are really sore.

That is how I cope with it all.

Because I Didn't Have.. the options.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

I Hate Things I Can't See.

Like any normal teenage boy, I watched the harry potter premiere the other day.

After about a couple of hours, I went home a sad muggle.

It's not because of the fact that the film was such a "snog fest."

It is not because the film was centered with Harry sneaking, eaves-dropping and following that BLOND whiny bloke.

And it is definitely NOT because of the group of big-mouthed arab guys behind us that keep jabbering in ARABIC while Ron is tongue-wrestling with a hormonal girl!

What made me most unappreciative of the movie is my own blonde-streaked self! I was basically watching a movie of silhouette and blurry faces. Of all the days to forget my lenses..

Sometimes life literally F***s me, and I bend for it.

Like today, I bought hair dye. All seemed good. I was excited to change up my look.
Until it turned out to be a formula for grey hair. It failed. I was back on all fours.
The moral of the story is Hermione is hot and that you should just really go to a hairdresser for your all hair desires. Be helpful, they need the cash.

Till then. I'm going to have a slumber party.

P.S.- Sorry for the saucepan. I don't have any congruent or clever photo to post. *sulk*

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Your Blog is Sexxxi.

"Lazy King, OH LazyKing! You don't know how lovely it feels. It's my second award you hath given me. From the bottom of my heart, I am filled with EFFING glee."

I feel very loved! And now, it is my job to make other humans feel warm and fuzzy inside.. awwwwww

without further BLABBING, here are the people I extend my steamy hot love to.

-Mr. Ferdy of "The Bin Show" (First Blog that I followed and loved)

-Ms. Raz of "We. Don't. Play. Guitars." (I love her rhymes and funny photos! Plus she is very friendly too)

-ABOOBS of "Simply Stupified", just because he is a friend and a neighbour. LMFAO

& last but should've been said first, is YOU! All the people that love and read my blog

Thank you all! You lot make blogging and humiliating myself worth it! :D
LOVe, love, heart, fancy, dig, cherish, Lust for all of you

Till then. I will be waiting for my next award, Lazy! tehee!

Monday, July 13, 2009

Tripped Out of the Closet.

Let me start off by saying, I'm am NOW OFFICIALLY & REGRETTABLY gay!

I say this BECAUSE, after what happened last night, there are no more questions, surely! I just have to be one! ... AHHH!!.. I'm going spastic! OMFG!

Oh dear, merciful God, help me! I am baffled! I didn't mean to do such a thing! It was out of my hands, damn it! I....

I..

I dreamt of FUCKING Robert Pattinson! OMFG. THERE I said it! You can tease and laugh at me now!

What's worse is my days of being straight are ultimately over!! I swear I didn't want it to happen! *sob*
To make it clear, I hate Twilight! I hate blonde vampires and especially I hate, HIM! Oh god... Why couldn't it be just the quirky gal vampire?? FMyLife!
But what does this all really mean?! Is it just my flu? Am I Possessed or hormonal perhaps?? WHAT?! I need freaking answers!

And for the effin record, it wasn't in any way sexual, okay? He just gave me a harmless kiss on the hand. swooooooon! DAMN!

Edward, if you hear me! I CURSE YOU! I hope your fangs rot and your glittery skin itches! You son of a rabis-infected vampire bitch!

.... sigh ....

Till then. I need to find a purple tutu for my new found sexuality. FFS.

P.S. - Twihard fans.. don't start a manhunt for me. I didn't "touch" your R-pats. He touched me! LOL!

Am I On the Right Track?

MY first Writer's block! hip hip hooorah! Awesome.

Today was suppose to be posting day. I already have an idea in my head for days now but somehow can't seem to translate it on words. oh well.

Maybe the fact that my flu is back again doesn't help. GOD, makes me want to hope this is H1N1 and be done with it already. Wait, that means.. no more blogging. I change my mind.

I'll stick with this bad clingy flu.

For now.

till then. I'll hopefully post tomorrow. :D

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

We are FAMILY!

Whilst I was sick, stuck in my house and ultimately bored. I learnt about something. At the last post, I mentioned how grateful I am to have 16 subscribers (well, i still am thankful) and that made me assume I am that POPULAR already! (sarcasm, yeah? lol)

Well, yesterday matters proved how delusional I am. Sad, as I was already practicing my beauty pageant hand wave. DAMN YOU LIFE, why must you always crush my childish petty dreams!

As I was bored and wasn't really able to blog BLOG, I kind of messed around with the little stuffs that could improve my blog and I happen to stuble upon a feature called "manage your E-mail subscription." Basically, it show all the e-mail address of the lovely people that subscribed to me via mail. The big issue was, somehow, these addresses were familiar. Then it dawned on me. I LOLed hard and that triggered a bout of coughing. haha Good times..... *cough*

MY AUNTS!!!! O M G! MY AUNTS ARE READING MY BLOG! 3 of them! DAMN! SUPPORTIVE! And if it wasn't enough, two of them decided to put two of their e-mails. You know, just in case of malfunctons, yeah?

Okay, so whatever. Subscribers are subscribers, right? Whether it be family or not. That doesn't change the fact that, once I get the chance to strangle my lovely cousin Rae, (Yep, you know it's your fault! lol) I will NOT show mercy. This is my only place where I could curse and biitch about things and you decided to take that away from me! Now, because of you, it's only a matter of time before my mum finds about this "worldly blog." (That's what I assume she will call it) I just shivered.

MUM, if you are reading this. I want to clarify things, I DO eat breakfast and never ever had another girl in my life okay! yeah, like totally! I would never lie to you.... I was just fabricating for entertainment, yeah?

Please don't spank me......

Till then, I have to change my blog url now.

P.S.- Other bloggers out there. Do any of your family members know about your blog? Do you appreciate it? Are they Subscribed to you perhaps? Let me know! Because I seriously feel that I have the most "supportive" family right now. LOL

Monday, July 6, 2009

Siiick but Grateful

Today is a good and at the same time a bad day. It's good because i hit 16 subscribers and 12 followers. Thank you all! (Yes, Im easy to please :) ) I love even numbers you see. This day is also bad because i feel like shiiiiit. Can someone hand me a box of tissue please?

I've got alot to tell you guys as I had a great weekend. But I'm not capable to blog about it as I am very siiiiiick. Gots the bad case of flu, not the swine type though. whew.

Well i knew it was coming anyways. That's what happens when i exert myself too much and do my hysterical retard dance all night!

Anywhooos, How about you guys? How was the weekends for you? It would cheer me up to hear from you about it.

I'm using all my brain power just to make this post. Hope I can share all the recent happenings, as soon as possible. At the mean time, i better go.

Till then, I got an appointment with MR. cough syrup. (blegh)

Friday, July 3, 2009

Typing in the Dark.

It's very late now.

I karaoke'd awhile ago..

Got dragged along by old people.

They made me sing Eric Clapton... scary thing is

I enjoyed it!

GOD! My life is such a living stereotype.