Impulsive Whining 1

The other day I read a post from a blog that I follow. It was all about being thankful and such and I thought, "This is interesting!" I kind of wanted to do the same aswell.

But there is only one problem. Being me, Soggy, such would be a daunting task. I probably would take a week to think of just a single thing to be thankful about so that kind of wouldn't work because I have to think of another set of things to be thankful about for the week that passed thinking about the previous week's blessings Uh wait... IM Friggin LOST!

Anyways!! I hope you get what I'm saying here.

So staying true to myself, we shall do this the Soggy way! Here's how it will go about..

Instead of thinking about wonderful stuff blah blah blah, I will post things that are bothering me right at the moment I am writing these particular posts! I promise I wont cheat!

So there. Let us start, shall we? 3.. 2.. 1.. and WHINE!

God, why did you gave me such greasy sweaty hands? My keyboard is always oilier than a frying pan!

Geeese Acne breakout again?! That stupid new soap I bought a month ago isn't working anymore!

My elbows are flaking! its pissing me OFF!

My freaking friends are all too "busy" they say! ha. If I know any better, They are BUsy doing nothing! Or maybe, getting their rocks off, alone in their rooms counts as being busy. It makes me fuming angry.

and finally, I guess I need a haircut soon. My head is starting to look like a damned bowl or Zac Efron's! And Im not really keen on him.

whew! Refreshing!

Till then. Keep smiling, yeah?

P.S. - You should try an impulsive whining tirade too! It really did make me feel better. Comment whine for me perhaps? :)

P.P.S - Thats Soap wasnt bought afterall, now that I remember right. I took it from my friends house ROFL (With permission ofcourse!)

Tv Shows Are Cooler Than Me.

I just realized that though I really, really like watching teen drama shows, after each episode, they make me feel like a big pile of shit!

Am I alone on this?

Everytime an episode end with that buff lead getting it on with that hot virginal girl and all ends good, at the other end (thats me, on the couch) is a very different story.

A bitter couch potato I am.

Well you see it just makes me ponder all the action I'm getting with my own "story" you know. Or the lack thereof. No virginal girl anywhere near me but I see a half-empty soda bottle. Get it? Soda bottles are the epitome of a perfect... ah forget it.

*sigh*

But you know what? No matter what, I can't stop tuning in though. The DRAMA is just too gripping. It's kind of a way to escape the mundaness of my life, you can say. So that's that.

Now I'll look at the bright side on this. Anything's better than being that bestfriend of the lead who barely gets attention and gets all the sloppy seconds. Now thats even lamer than me, The "spectator!" Ha! Cheers!

Till then! Gossip girl is about to start!!

P.S.- I don't really watch that show.

Time Doesn't Pass by in Hell, Right?

I am ashamed. Yes.

Again, I have been hididng in a hole for the past few days. No, make that alot of days.

You see, lately I have been extra desperate because I hear school bells ringing.

Ugh, indeed school is almost upon me again. So like a coward I hid from the things I don't want to face. For Goodness sake! I haven't even enrolled for the upcoming year... (should I?)

But you might be wondering, "why hide?"

Well you see I have a theory that, if you don't do anything and just be there, stuck, time wont pass you by so quickly.

And now I know how stupid I really am. So yeah, back to my daily routine, I guess.

Finally! I can shower! I hate greasy hair. ;P

Till then.

And Today's Specialty is..... Nothing!

I was showering this morning. A rare feat nowadays as I am just too lazy to do anything. With that, I am partially kidding.

Anyways, as I was scrubing my bulging pecs (right..), something hit me and I realised... Damn! I'm bleediiing sexy. hawt!

Ha! Okay, so I wasn't serious again. And for the record my body is like hay. What hit me was probably an inevitable question that all of us ask ourselves in some point of time - "Is there anything special about me?" or the more direct "Am I really anything special?"

I know , I know. You can tease me and call me an emo boy right about now but when I asked myself that I didn't have an answer.

Which gave me the answer that I am just mediocre or worse.. common.

I think it is every young person's dream to stand out, be something and all that pooop and sadly, I am one of them. Adults will just tell me that there is nothing wrong with blending in with the rest and being "common" and that everyone is special in their own ways but as of now I can't wrap my head fully around those sayings.

So yeah. Now I'm disappointed as I am but just a plain g33k who blogs, youtubes, plays games and occasionally goes out of his protective shelter. *sigh* awesome! Oh yeah, I'm a cool kid! .......

*sob*

So I guess theres only one solution for this dilemma. I'll probably.. hmm Juggle soap bars with my mouth later? With that I will be trully special! Ha! Or better yet, should I say a "weirdo?" You choose again.

Till then. Guinness Book of Records here I come!!

P.S.- Here are some questions. Have you ever asked yourself those questions? Or are You comfortable with who you are and blah blah? ahhh Please explain! would be nice :D

Best Friends Forever!!

I love my friends. Unfortunately, some don't love me back

Reconnecting with old friends that I haven't seen in awhile is pretty awesome to me. Though, I'm pretty sure, they USUALLY want me to fudge off.

Also, I like helping them out, being of service/ in anyway possible. IN return, it takes a week of nagging in my part for my "can't be arsed" people to comment on this lovely blog. (Ha! yes i force them to visit.)

Well, the other day, a friend took the cake for being the epitome of the things that I am saying.

Whilst I was on FaceBook being jobless like 90% of normal teenagers, I discovered that an old "friend" of mine had an account already. With a little bit of stalking, I found out that she already had my cousin as a friend and didn't even bother to add me.

I was devastated, ofcourse!!

We WERE so close! .... Well in my eyes, we were.

My ego threw a fit, so I did not add her and instead, messaged her first. I thought this would be a great tactic that will prompt her to add me. If only i knew any better.

So read on to watch my lameness in action. Here are the threaded messages.

Soggy: HATE you! NO ADD ME?! friggin despise you now... :(

Chanel: because it's an EXCLUSIVE facebook! only for CLOSE FRIENDS!!! hahahaha!! notice i have like less than 10 friends!

Soggy: ouch. that WAS really hurtful! LIKE WHOA! u r still the same. ur words are like KNIVES! damn.....thats why i love you!! damn miss you!!

Chanel: my words are like knives?? stop being such a drama queen.. i guess youve been practicing because of your blog.. yeah i read it (thanks to RAE (= ) hehe. well, i have to commend you.. it is FUNNY.. in a sort of desperate, like WTF?! way. hahaha! but still, its funny.so i give you credit. haha. and i know you love me.. miss you tooo!! =)

Soggy: ..... n u still havent added me... wow. thanks. get the note, ADD ME!!!

Chanel: im still thinking.. =l

SOggy: wtf?.

Soggy: i need you in my life...

____

at this point, I realised some things.

1) Bitch.. IM still waiting for my request!

2) I have a bitchin ego. why dont i just add her?!

3) My cousin is promowhroing my blog! LMFAO! extra love goes to her!

Anyways so that's that. I hope you guys have better friends than I do.

Well, I guess I'm a bad friend too, if my "friends" don't stick around. There's got to be a reason, yeah? OH well. ill think about that on another day.

Till then. I'll try to message her again. This time, with CAPS on. Ha!

P.S.- That is my Facebook Wall. Feast with your eyes stalkers. ;)

What Pry Ore Ee Tees?

Oh hey there!

(silence......)

You are still reading my blog?
HA! Im flattered you even came back.

I know, I know. It has been awhile since the last post. I want to make a lame excuse so here it goes. I have been very "BUSY."

Oh yes, yes. My blog and you, the reader, are not one of my priorities.... Actually, I really dont have any other things to prioritise. so what the eff.

*sigh* Well, seriously now. Come to think of it, I really don't know what happened for the past couple of days. It seems like time just raced by me. Swwoooosh

Maybe I was just really busy being bored or its really that I am just an untreated amnesiac. You chose.

So that's that. Hope you had a better time than I did for the past week.

Also, just wanted to let you know that I'm hopefully going to update regularly again.

So hold on there. Don't give up on me yet. I'll deliver the yummy gooods soon! I efffing promise!

Okay.. slash the promise. "I'll try" is safer.

Because you are my only friend, so I don't want to lose you... Ha!

Till then, BFF! I'll write for you soon! ;)